When I first saw you, I thought stars went out to create you. Then you told me that I gained feelings for you way too quickly within a month. Funny that you decided to date a girl that you had only met 4 days ago because you felt a deeper connection with her than you did with me.
October 11th, 2014 // 4,638 notes
Straight white boy problem #690
Tfw she say “brb shower” and you have to control the urge to say “can I join lol”
this is a myth, none ever resist
October 11th, 2014 // 37,502 notes
"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
October 7th, 2014 // 195,584 notes